Thorn Aliens
I dreamt I was part of some bizarre alien squad who used thorn launchers as turrets for support. Humans tried to cross the defences, but got shredded by the thorns. I remember when one of my comrades yelled to the humans, 'Come on! That human can do better than the rest of you, and he doesn't have arms anymore!'
To Teach A Blind Person How To Use An Axe
At night, me and a couple of other guys raided a store. We were armed with axes. When we entered the store, I chopped off the shopkeeper's head. One of my companions wanted to chop up the body but he was blind. So I had to direct his axe onto the corpse, and I told him to just raise the axe and swing it up and down. It seemed to go well, for he was hacking up the body fairly accurately. I saw a pair of gorilla gloves, so I decided to take them.
Trespasser Death I
A trespasser entered the driveway of my house. I killed him, sliced him into nothing but a pile inch cubes. After a while, his remains turned into a pile of lime jelly and then I ate the jelly. I wonder how they are going to get the corpse now?
Trespasser Death II
He came back to my house, and I found him in the kitchen trying to eat some of our cake. I strangled him, therefore killing him. I was like, 'You bastard! Leave my cake alone!' I bet he was choking on the cake while I choked him with my bare hands!
Trespasser Death III
He came back to my house and I found him in the garage. Me and my friends beat the crap out of him and killed him.
Trespasser Death IV
I was at the beach, digging a huge hole. He came along, and I threw him into the hole and buried him alive.
Trespasser Death V
Man, this guy does not know when to give up does he? This time I was at a motel and he entered the living room. He did not know I was there. I picked up a baseball bat. I looked at him and he was scared like hell! I attacked him and smashed him in the face and stomach with the baseball bat. I think I hit him about 20 times at least. He fell into a coma and I finished him off.
