Shotgun Dream
I had an anti-tank shotgun that could blast through walls and I killed a few people with it. It was sort of like the anti-aircraft shotgun from the movie, 'Snatch'. Great movie by the way! I remember the quotes, 'What's this?' 'This is a shotgun.' 'It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun!'
I've entered someone's home and I'm looking to KILL. Who's veranda could it be? Could it be yours?
Shovel Stabbathon Dream
I was on a mission to tag along with a group of guys and to help them search a house for some hostage. I killed all my team mates, the enemies, and the hostage. Therefore, everyone died. I cut some guy in half with a shovel and stabbed the rest with a knife.
The Simpsons - Barney Goes Crazy
Barney and Homer were in a car. Barney was driving like crazy. When Homer got out, Barney chased him and threw rakes at him. Evading the rakes, Homer remarked, 'Man! He throws them rakes like a chimp!'
The Simpsons - The Bus Accident
Otto was driving the school bus along the mountain roads on the edges of the mountains, while smearing a solid acidic substance all over his face. It kinda fucked up his vision, so he eventually drove the bus off the edge of the road, falling into the ocean below. He fell out of the bus window and that was probably a good thing because as he fell, a killer whale jumped out and slapped him with the tail, flicking him back onto the mountain roads.
The Simpsons - Kodos And Kang
When hearing that Kodos and Kang were coming to Earth, Homer exclaimed, 'Man eating space aliens? Aren't they the ones that kill you, eat you, then use your own bones to club you to death?'
The Simpsons - Moe Thought I Was Bart
I was in a haunted castle. Moe was chasing me for some reason. He probably vowed revenge against Bart Simpson for all those prank calls and he must have thought I was Bart. During the chase, he died at some point and turned into a ghost. Then when I got to the roof of the castle, Moe turned into a huge demon and we had a fight.
Snipe - Stab Heaven
In this dream, I started this new warpath in a building. I think this battle took place in a jungle base or something like that. There was a massive squad of marines who wanted me dead. Possibly because of the carnage I have caused in my other murder dreams. But I had a sniper rifle and a knife to defend myself. I remember they had assault rifles and throwing knives. Now, moving right along with the story, I peered out a window and saw a few marines taking potshots at me from another building. But I threaded their brains with my sniper rifle.
As I was moving along, picking off many people, I encountered a little kid. He looked at me strangely, and he was probably going to ask me a stupid question (As kids do) and in advance I was like, 'Yeah whatever!' and I stabbed him. Damn I'm mean. But then again, who cares? Like they say, 'He's just a kid.' I used him as a human shield for a while and I encountered another soldier. He didn't want to risk shooting the dead hostage so I was able to stab him with ease.
I found a truck and it was about to start up so I hitched a ride. The marines were still trying to shoot me and throw knives at me from a far distance but I was plugging their brains as I was sniping from the truck. That's where I woke up. Either I was going to kill the people in the truck or they were allies.
Spears In Faces - That Was It
I fired a speargun into the faces of several people. That's it. What's that you say? You say you want a more detailed story? Fine. What happened was that I was armed with a speargun. The speargun was loaded with spears. I pointed the speargun at someone's face. I pulled the trigger and launched the spear into his face. This happened to each of the victims. Seriously, that's all I can remember from the dream. But you like spearguns being fired at peoples' faces, don't you? I know you do...
