Perfect Dark Dream
This was the greatest game on the Nintendo 64. But I don't play it anymore. Anyway, I was armed with a couple of CMP150 machine pistols. I found an enemy and riddled him with bullets. Then I had to cross a river to continue my adventure. Luckily I found a shipyard so I could use a boat. I found a shore and climbed out of the boat. I found a rocket launcher and also found another adversary. So I launched a rocket into her and blew her to pieces.
Playground Of Pain
In this dream, I saw a playground filled with kids. They were playing capture the flag, innocent style with no guns. NO GUNS!? But I had an AK47, a sniper rifle, and a flak cannon (from the Unreal Tournament series), so I couldn't resist playing. I charged in, with my AK47 blazing and several kids were slain under my fury. One of the kids asked me, 'Would you like to be on my team?' I said 'yes' and my job was to pick off members of the opposition with my sniper rifle. I just sat there and performed distant fatal lobotomies on kids on the other team who were on the other side of the field. Strangely, there were no objections. The kids were too afraid of me I guess, and they would not object to my participation lest they receive a distant brain bruiser from my sniper rifle. I stopped the opposition's final attack with a few well placed flak grenades. I won us the game. Obviously it was all too easy, since I was fighting unarmed opponents, but who cares? I guess the team who picked me were damn desperate to win. I bet they were such sore losers that they would take any measure to win, even if it involved the unorthodoxed nomination an armed psychopath like me occurring right in the middle of the game. The moral of this weird dream is that (1) I am still killing people in my dreams, (2) kids are so selfish and competitive that they would sacrifice their friends just to win one game of capture the flag, (3) unarmed kids are easy to kill, and (4) kids are stupid.
The Polymorph
This is a polymorph dream because I was morphing into 3 things. At first I was a monkey and was swinging on some trees. Then I saw some guy sleeping and hanging on a branch so I kicked him off. He got annoyed when he woke up so I left and climbed over the fence. I then turned into a grizzly bear and invaded someone's barbecue. I stole his steak and mauled him. I went inside his house and I met his kids. Then a fat police cop came over and I was about to kill something but had to get away when he tried to arrest me. That idiot tried handcuffing me while I was a bear. But I got away. After that fiasco, I somehow was teleported into the city and I was dressed up like Santa Claus and was equipped with a flamethrower.
The Predalien
I was a predalien from Aliens vs. Predator 2. A predalien is a crossbreed between a predator and an alien. It can't cloak, but it's bloody strong. Anyway, I had 2 maulers (Alien pistols from Perfect Dark), but I just slashed any marines that I encountered with my claws. I was hunting at a marine base.
Predator Dream I
I was a Predator and I was hunting humans with a spear gun in a city. I was killing people around some streets. I'll bet people were quite afraid. If there actually was any resistance, then the police would have been the best hope in defeating me, although I didn't encounter any. I just killed some civilians with my speargun. There goes the neighbourhood!
Predator Dream II
I was a Predator and I was hunting humans with a spear gun inside a house.
Predator Dream III
I was a Predator in a jungle and I was equipped with a shoulder and wrist mounted plasma caster. I had to recharge the weapon by eating grass. I was hunting for some victims but I couldn't find any. Damn!
Predator Dream IV
This would have to be one of my best Predator dreams so far. I was in a maze and I was equipped with a speargun. I killed plenty. I remember killing about 5 people. It was a long battle, but not much to say here... Just me being a predator and impaling unfortunate bastards with my speargun.
Predator Dream V
This time, I was hunting on a spaceship with a triple speargun. Yep, a speargun with three barrels. I won't go into too much detail of the speargun's structure and functionality since I'm supposed to be talking about the dream. On the spaceship, I murdered a fair few humans by firing spears in their faces. The speargun was damn loud too!
Predator Dream VI
In this Predator dream, I was armed with wrist-blades and I think I had a combi-stick (predator lance) or a crowbar. I started off with attacking a pair of civilians with my wristblades. After that I found a cat which immediately became potential prey. I used my combistick or crowbar or whatever-it-was to attack the hapless creature. On the first strike some of it's skin fell off like plaster. As I attacked it more I was skinning it alive. It's not that I don't like cats but this was a dream and I was in a murderous mood. I think any open minded person will see where I'm coming from.
