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The Misanthropic Lifetime Reborn - the title is to be changed
More Goodies
Gang of Awesomes
The Jellykingdom
Global Domination
 
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Dreams Of The Letter A

The Airborne Shotgun
I planned to cause terror in a plane with a shotgun. But first I had to get access to it the legal way - the passport way. I entered a hotel and activated my cloaking device to get past the security. I then found an open door and entered the room. I then found a passport. Lucky me! Then I exited the room and spotted a line of guards. I killed some with my shotgun. Luckily I killed them before I decloaked, and I did decloak.

Then I entered the airport armed with a passport and a shotgun. I was allowed to board the plane since I had a passport. Then I fired some shotgun shells into the faces of about several passengers, murdering them in quite a brutal and sadistic fashion. Then I got bored and felt I had killed enough people. So I just sat down and enjoyed the flight. Luckily for me, nobody seemed to care about the shotgun murder that I committed.

Airborne Alien
I was an Alien and I was on a plane and I chomped off the craniums of two people.

Aliens vs Marines
I have to say, this is the best 'Aliens' dream I have had so far. EVER. Simply put, I was part of an alien brood and we were fighting against marines. The humans had trouble spotting us, but we didn't have much trouble spotting them though. At least they reacted to our presence, which made things a bit more sporting for us. Plus it was a night battle which made things more interesting. I remember killing about 10 marines. Just one claw swipe to take them down. After killing quite a lot of soldiers, they deployed some drones to attack us. They fired lasers at us but accuracy wasn't their thing. Not a single laser bolt hit us. Well, I know for a fact they didn't hit me, anyway. I simply decided to launch myself at the robots and scrunch them up and rip them apart. I ripped them to scrap. That's all the humans could do to attack us, so we won the battle.

Alien At School
I was an Alien and I was at school when a couple of guys dared me to whip one of the year 8's with my tail.

Assisted Murder
Me and a friend were in a backyard. We were attacked by some raving lunatic. He was chasing us with a lawnmower with a shovel blade mounted at the front. I went inside to find some weapons. Searching the kitchen, I found some steak knives to use as throwing knives and a larger knife to engage the freak in close combat. But when I went back outside I saw my friend stabbing the guy.

She then threw his body in my garden and I decided to investigate. Apparently his legs were missing too and his body had shrunk a bit. Then so that i could gain some credit for the murder, I pulled out the big kitchen knife and hacked up the body. Geez it was quite messy. I got blood all over the garden and a bit on my shirt.

My Axe Was Thirsty
I was mucking around with my axe, just chopping up pieces of wood for fun. I can remember throwing a piece of wood out of the shed and onto the lawn of my backyard. Then I was going crazy and running around the backyard. I then attacked the pieces of wood as if they were people. After chopping the wooden planks into pieces, I then realised that this was just a dream and I figured I was going to wake up at any second.

So I ran out into the streets with my axe, looking to kill. I stopped by at a random house and knocked on the door, hiding my axe behind my back. A kid let me in. i said, 'Thanks', and I swung my axe into her and I was chopping away like a sick psychopathic. Then I killed her sibling. Then I found their parent or guardian. My axe was still thirsty so I murdered the parent/guardian too. One hell of a night for the axe!

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