Weird Dreams

Year of initiation: 2003

Year of completion: 2004

Some dreams I have can be very weird. In most dreams, I end up killing people. Yep, I kill in my sleep. But that doesn't mean that those people really exist and died due to my sleep-killing. Or does it? Eh? No, it doesn't. It doesn't mean that I am evil. Or does it? Nope, I'm sorry, but it doesn't. Either my brain is naturally warped, or I have been watching too much violence on screens, be it on TV, or at the cinema, computer/video games, or it is a gift. Or a mixture.

Either way, something happens to my mind when I'm asleep and it turns me into a ruthless killer. Well, sometimes. When I say my brain is warped, I am not referring to drugs, but I am just a tad weird. When I mean a 'tad weird', I mean I'm very, very weird. But I've been warped to be better. Anyway, here is the list of weird dreams that I can remember. Even the dreams of me being some sort of non-human life form were when I actually was some kinda alien.

At some point during my dream, I figure out that it is a dream and I just think, 'Hey, I can do what ever I want!' Remember, most dreams are tripped out anyway, in the way of the law of physics. Anyway, unless you want to be my victim in my weird dreams that involve death and destruction, just watch your mouth.

These dreams are in no particular order. Read them at your own risk.

Disclaimer

By reading these weird dreams, you agree that you read them at your own will and that you will never, ever whine at me like a little bitch. Like I said, read them at your own risk.

So far, I have killed over 200 people in my dreams. I bet you guys think that I need mental help or something, but you should shrug off that daft opinion.

The Usual Types of Dreams

Here are some general examples of dreams:

Alien Related Dreams
These dreams are where I was an alien from the Aliens movies. I got the dreams from playing Aliens vs. Predator. In some dreams I was the alien super villain in the Predator movies. I was the predator of course! Again I got the dreams from playing Aliens vs. Predator. There have also been other alien or monster related dreams, 'nuff said.

Game Related Dreams
After checking out these dreams, you will probably think that I've been playing too much of the video and computer games. But too much is still not enough! All of these games are where I am actually in the game. Not using a computer or a console.

Murder Dreams
These dreams are the ones where the most bloody of murders takes place. Forget the phrase, 'You snooze, you lose', I've sometimes been friggin' dangerous in my dreams! The scenarios on the 6:00 news seem like shows for little kiddies in comparison to what goes on in my sleep! I'm not just a mindless killer though. I'm also quite cunning...

Also featured is an anonymous bitch-boy known as 'The Trespasser' who has nothing better to do with his time than to invade my property, be it a place where I'm staying or my home. I kill him all the time. Maybe I will make a new section devoted to the trespasser death dreams later.

Super Bizarre Dreams
Now these dreams are just weird. They are the best definition of the word 'weird'.

TV Related Dreams
After reading these dream stories, you might think that I've been watching too much TV. But too much is still not enough! In fact, I hardly watch as much TV as I used to.